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[Int. shot, Enterprise Bridge.] |
Picard |
Q, kindly leave this ship. |
Q |
And miss the next scene of this wonderful charade? Never. It wounds
me that you would ask this, Jean-Luc. I always took you for a man with
savoir-faire. It does not behoof you to turn out a guest. |
Riker |
"Guest" implies you were invited. By whom? |
Q |
Now that would be telling. Now if you'll excuse me... |
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[Bright flashes of light. A bag of pop-corn and a chaise longue
appear. Another flash of light and Q is now lying on the chaise-longue.] |
Q |
I believe we are about to witness the next act. |
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[Opening sequence music.] |
Picard (VO) |
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its on-going mission; to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life
and new civilisations, to boldly go where no-one has gone before. |
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[Opening sequence.] |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise at rest.] |
Title |
Q Tips. |
Picard (VO) |
Captain's Log, Stardate 47028 point 3. After having been transported
into another... dimension... by Q, we find ourselves trapped in the middle
of what might well be a stellar war. We can only hope that at least one
side of this conflict will hail us before attacking. |
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[Int. shot, Enterprise Bridge.] |
Picard |
My name is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the USS Enterprise, from the
United Federation of Planets. We have come in peace. Please identify yourself. |
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[Int. shot, Enterprise Bridge, Main Viewer. Stars and ships for
a while, then the screen blinks and a man appears on the screen. He is
relatively young, with blue hair and glasses. He is sitting.] |
Max |
I am Commander Maximillian Sterling, Captain of the UES Mordred, Robotech
Expeditionary Force. May I ask your planet of origin please? |
Picard |
This ship was built at Utopia Planetia, Mars. The crew complement is
made of several different races. |
Max |
There is no base called Utopia Planetia on Mars, Captain Picard. |
Data |
Captain, if I may? |
Picard |
Please. |
Data |
Commander Sterling. I am Lieutenant Commander Data, a positronic android. |
Max |
Janice would love to meet you. |
Data |
Indeed? It may be possible to arrange such a meeting at a later date.
However, I would like at this present time to assure you that this ship
was indeed built at Utopia Planetia, Mars, in the 24th Century Earth Reckoning,
Stardate 40- |
Max |
Did you say 24th Century? |
Data |
I believe that is what I said. |
Max |
Commander, the date is July 12 2035. |
Data |
Then it appears that our analysis of the drive's functions was correct.
We have travelled in time as well as space. |
Riker |
And quite possibly dimensions. |
Data |
That is a logical assumption, given the facts. |
Q |
Facts? Come, Data, I would have thought all these years amongst Humans
- not to mention your recent reunion with your brother - would have given
you more. Where are your gut feelings? |
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[Bright flash of light. Q disappears and is replaced with the
figure of Lore.] |
Lore |
Yes, Brother. It seems I have transcended you in that regard. |
Max |
You have a Haydonite on board your ship? |
Picard |
Haydonite? |
Max |
Obviously not. Who is this person? |
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[Bright flash of light. Lore changes back to Q.] |
Q |
An invited guest. |
Riker |
An uninvited pest, more like it. |
Q |
Listen, laughing boy - if it was not for the fact I am here on sufferance,
I'd - |
Riker |
You'd what? |
Q |
Why, I'd merely bid you "Bon Voyage". |
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[Bright flash of light. Riker disappeared.] |
Picard |
Screen off! Q, where is my First Officer? |
Q |
Off to join your Mister Worf for whatever may both await them. |
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[Int. shot, standard hangar bay. Worf is struggling with Derini,
trying to wrestle a knife away from her. Riker appears in a bright flash
of light.] |
Riker |
Worf? |
Magiso |
Grab him. |
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[Several Meltran grab Riker. In the background, Worf is thrown
clear.] |
Riker |
What is this? Who are you people? |
Magiso |
Silence, micronian! We will deal with you later. First, we watch your
friend die. |
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[Derini lunges at Worf who grabs her wrist and twists it, retrieving
the knife in the process. Worf sweeps Derini's legs. Derini hits the ground
and Worf pins her, raising the knife to strike. There are gasps from the
spectators.] |
Riker |
Worf! |
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[Worf stops momentarily, then starts swinging the knife again.] |
Riker |
Lieutenant, stop! That's an order! |
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[Worf grunts and rises. Derini does the same, rubbing her shoulder.
Riker looks at the knife, then at Worf, insistent. Worf reluctantly returns
the knife to Derini. Sounds of shock from the other Meltran.] |
Derini |
Te! |
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[Derini backs away, knife in her open hand.] |
Derini |
Te. Dekachat. |
Magiso |
Derini, sessanu! You know the imperative. You have been weapon-bonded.
You must accept. |
Meltran 1 |
But he is a micronian. |
Magiso |
There is no room for interpretation. Derini! Fulfil the imperative! |
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[Derini bares her left fore-arm and proceeds to slice the knife
slowly upon its back. She then presents it to Worf.] |
Derini |
Tran-brek, havathilla. |
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[There is a moment of silence before Worf takes the knife and
slashes his own fore-arm.] |
Worf |
Tran-brek. |
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[The other Meltran cheer. Worf points to Riker.] |
Worf |
This one is my bond-brother. Insult him and you insult me. Hurt him
and you hurt me. Offend him... and you offend ME. |
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[Worf offers the knife to Riker, who looks at it relunctantly.] |
Riker |
Tran-brek? |
Worf (Sotto) |
You must, Commander. These people are much like the Klingon. Without
a house, you are nothing. Aligned, there is much Honour to be had. |
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[Riker sighs and takes the knife.] |
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[Int. shot, UES Mordred Main Bridge. The bridge is a large room,
with three transparent walls - front, left and right. Bridge positions
are sunken seats and consoles here and there on the floor. The floor itself
is slightly tilted so that the Captain's position at the back is higher
than the others. Maximillian Sterling is in the Captain's chair with Richard
Hunter besides him.] |
Rick |
And to think I simply wanted a break from the Tirolian Council. |
Max |
Well, you've got to admit it's a far cry from political intrigue. We
came here to inspect an outpost and we find ourself rescuing a bizarre
ship from a division of Invid. |
Rick |
Do you buy that story of theirs? |
Max |
About Mars? No way. But they didn't look so dumb as not to realise
that we wouldn't believe them. |
Bernard |
There is another possibility. |
Max & Rick |
Yes? |
Bernard |
When we were last on Tirol, I took time off and visited the Robotech
Research labs. Doctor Lang was giving a lecture on the chronal effect of
Fold Drives. It seems the reason time does not flow the same inside a folding
ship than outside is linked directly to the way the drives work. Lang seemed
to think it would be possible, one day, to use a Fold-capable ship like
a time-machine. |
Max |
Was he serious? |
Bernard |
Well sir, I have known Doctor Lang to make jokes, but never when discussing
Robotechnology. And frankly, he doesn't announce theories - he seems to
prefer to wait until he has facts to back them. I'd say we can believe
his proposal. |
Rick |
So what we have here is a ship that's come from 300 years in our Future. |
Max |
Not so sure of that... |
Rick |
Huh? |
Max |
The one who disappeared... "Laughing Boy" I think they called him...
He was talking about travelling dimensions. |
Rick |
Get real, Max. Monsters from another dimensions haven't really been
in vogue since the 1940s and pulp fiction. |
Bernard |
There was a brief resurgence in the 1980s with a movie called "Buckaroo
Banzai" and... Never mind. |
Max |
The point is, most of the crew looked decidedly Human. We've met all
of the Terragen races in this quadrant, apart from the Ci'Vonian, and they're
supposed to be an old Tirolian colony that got wiped. Now can you tell
me what race these guys were? |
Rick |
They sounded human to me. And come to think of it, one of them called
the other "humans". |
Max |
It could be a setup. I mean, here we are on an unscheduled stop at
a third-rate outpost... and all of a sudden we've got company. Not just
a strange ship, but enough Invid to take out this ship and its escort. |
Rick |
You think we may have a leak? |
Max |
It's possible. No-one outside this ship was supposed to know we were
stopping here. If we have a leak, we've got to find it and nail it before
it gets any worse. |
Bernard |
Begging your pardon, but you can't nail a leak. |
Rick & Max |
?! |
Bernard |
If you attempt to nail a leak, all you would get would be more leaks.
Much better to... |
Max |
Thank you Bernard, that'll be all. |
Bernard |
Sir. |
Rick |
Now I understand why Reinhardt made you a present of his science officer. |
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[Int. shot, Meltran battleship Qistra-Hesp Main Bridge. The bridge
is a typical Zentraedi bridge, with the command bubble up on one wall and
the consoles on the floor below, with tactical holo-displays hanging in
mid-air everywhere.] |
Siniya |
I do not trust these microns. |
Magiso |
True indeed, Siniya. I do not trust them either. |
Siniya |
Then why do you let them live? |
Magiso |
You saw what happened in the hangar bay. Derini was weapon-bonded to
one of them. I could not kill them. It is part of the Imperative. |
Siniya |
Hmph. Weapon-sister with a micronian - how could she! And a
curse on the Imperative. It has done nothing but brought the Zentraedi
race low. |
Magiso |
Be careful of what you say, Siniya. Not all think the same way you
do. You saw our sisters' reaction today - they are still bound by the Imperative. |
Siniya |
I will keep my thoughts to myself, Kalidar. |
Magiso |
See that you do. As for the microns, I am sure we can use them to our
advantage. Maybe they will even allow us to kill the hajoca Hunter at last. |
Siniya |
And after? |
Magiso |
They will have the same fate as tools whose purpose is gone. They will
be destroyed. |