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[Int. shot, Main Shuttle Bay. Worf is ushering the last of his
team out of the Bay when the outer doors open, with the atmospheric field
on. The far wall of the Bay begins to glow. Worf notices the fold engine
is between the glowing patch on the wall and the Bay's doors and rushes
towards the tractor-beam controls. At the same time as he reaches them,
the wall gives way and a stream of plasma hits the fold engine. The engine
starts to glow and beeps in random patterns. There is a bright flash. When
it subsides, Worf and the controls have disappeared.] |
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[Int. shot, Bridge.] |
Data |
Venting complete, closing Main Shuttle Bay doors. |
Picard |
Mister Worf, please inspect the engine for possible damage. Mister
Worf? Captain to Worf, please acknowledge. |
Crewman (VO) |
Security Officer Williams here. I'm afraid there has been an accident
in Main Shuttle Bay, Captain. Mister Worf is nowhere to be found. |
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[Int. shot, standard hangar bay. Worf is lying on the floor next
to the remains of the tractor-beam controls. He stirs, there is movement
as a ring of uniformed women close around him, rifles leveled.] |
Magiso |
Hajoca! Kaba-brekte! |
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[Opening sequence music.] |
Picard (VO) |
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its on-going mission; to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life
and new civilisations, to boldly go where no-one has gone before. |
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[Opening sequence.] |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise at rest.] |
Title |
The Winding Q. |
Picard (VO) |
Captain's Log, Stardate 47027 point 5. Lieutenant Worf has disappeared
from our space-time continuum due to a freak accident with a plasma sub-converter.
We have no clues as to where, or when, he might re-appear. If ever. |
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[Int. shot, Enterprise Main Bridge. Crew is watching a replay
of the Main Shuttle Bay incident on main viewer. Replay concludes with
the flash, then screen fades.] |
Geordi |
Sensor logs indicate a space-time rift occurred at the same time as
the flash. Not only that, but the artificial gravity for that entire section
of the saucer registered severe fluctuations for a few milliseconds before
the flash. |
Riker |
So now we know the engine still works. |
Data |
That is incorrect, commander. We only know that the engine is capable
of removing someone from this space-time continuum. We do not know if it
does, in fact, transport them elsewhere or simply vaporises them. |
Geordi |
Cheery thought. |
Data |
However, atmospheric analysis of the Shuttle Bay does not reveal any
trace elements as one might expect when an object has been vaporised. Lieutenant
Worf is not on this ship, vaporised or otherwise. |
Voice |
Bravo, bravo. But what to do for an encore? |
Picard |
Q! |
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[Flash of light. Q appears, dressed in a bizarre outfit which
seems to be part space-suit, part uniform. He is still clapping.] |
Q |
That's one thing I like about you humans - you care so much about one
another. It's such a wonderful trait. Makes it so easy to manipulate you. |
Picard |
Q, are you responsible for all this? |
Q |
Mais non, mon capitaine. For once, I am innocent of all blame. I'm
not even allowed to drop in on the continuum our gallant Worf was sent
to, let alone play around with it. |
Riker |
Not allowed? I thought the Q were omnipotent? |
Q |
There are things in this universe that you do not comprehend, commander.
Things even we must bow to. You would do well to remember that. |
Picard |
Well, forbidden or not, we will find a way to retrieve Lieutenant Worf
and return him to this continuum. |
Q |
What? You mean you would go against my advice? Oh, Jean-Luc, this really
hurts. Really, it does. But I am bored at the moment, as luck would have
it, and am quite ready to help you in your adventure. |
Riker |
We have no need of your interference. |
Q |
Oh, but I insist. After all, what is the point of being omnipotent
if you can't break the rules every once in a while? |
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[Q disappears in a flash of light.] |
Riker |
All hands, r- |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise at rest. There is a bright flash of light
and the Enterprise disappears.] |
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[Int. shot, standard hangar bay. Worf is standing up, still covered
by the rifles. The hangar bay is out of proportions with the equipment
and people - the doors and locks seem made for people 40ft tall.] |
Magiso |
Derini, del dielyar devlandaka. Kabat dessu. |
Derini |
Sa, Kalidar Magiso. |
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[Derini hands her rifle to Commander Magiso and approached Worf
bare-handed.] |
Worf |
I will not die easily. |
Derini |
So, you speak the same language as the xuer-le micronians. It pleases
me that I will understand your screams as you die. |
Worf |
It pleases me that you will understand my insults as I kill you. |
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[A murmur of agreement is heard from the others.] |
Derini |
Kabayar, Micron! |
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[Ext. shot, empty space. A bright flash of light and the Enterprise
appears. shot moves to reveal a planet.] |
Picard |
Report! |
Data |
Navigation reports all is in order. |
Helm |
Helm responds. |
Geordi |
Engineering reports all in the clear. |
Riker |
Shields and weapons are available on command. |
Data |
Captain, I detect several disturbances resembling the one which preceded
the engine's appearance in our space-time continuum. |
Picard |
On screen. |
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[Main viewer shows a series of disturbances between the Enterprise
and the planet. Large, red, clam-like ships appear from the disturbances.] |
Picard |
Shields up! |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise and several clam-ships. The clam-ships
are opening and disgorging hundreds of smaller crab-like crafts. These
crafts head for the Enterprise and begin firing at it.] |
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[Int. shot, Main Bridge.] |
Picard |
Damage report. |
Riker |
Shields holding at 98 percent. |
Data |
The smaller ships have begun a globular tactic. We are effectively
surrounded. |
Picard |
Any transmissions? |
Riker |
We began transmitting the moment they appeared. No response. |
Picard |
Number One, clear us a path with the phasers. |
Riker |
With pleasure. |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise firing forward phasers. Beam connects
with several crafts, destroying them, then goes on to vaporise one of the
clam-like ships. The smaller crafts respond by diving at the Enterprise.] |
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[Int. shot, Main Bridge.] |
Data |
The smaller crafts are converging on us. Estimated numbers, three hundred
and forty. Impact in seven seconds. |
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[Bridge shakes.] |
Riker |
Shields holding at 87 percent. |
Geordi |
I can't shunt more power to the shields until we get that sub-converter
back on line. |
Data |
Second wave approaching. Estimated numbers, four hundred and seventy.
Impact in ten seconds. |
Riker |
What sort of people would sacrifice over eight hundred ships in a suicide
run? |
Data |
Enemy crafts are slowing down. |
Picard |
Are they breaking off? |
Data |
Negative, the enemy crafts are holding on the edge of our shields.
We are being physically covered. |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise surrounded by crab-like crafts. They are
forming a globe around the Enterprise, creating sparks where they come
in contact with the shields.] |
Geordi |
I'm getting feedback into the shield generators. Now at 75 percent
tolerance. |
Picard |
What's wrong? |
Geordi |
I don't know. It's almost as if someone was feeding power to the shields
from the outside. If this doesn't stop soon the generators' crystals will
shatter and won't have any shields at all. |
Data |
I have located the source of the energy surge. The surrounding crafts
are currently feeding power straight into the shield. Energy readings resemble
those sensors detected when the engine first appeared. Previous analysis
confirmed, there is a plant-like component involved. |
Riker |
New sensor echoes, bearing 37 mark 12 - coming from the planet. |
Geordi |
Generators tolerance now at 83 percent. |
Data |
These new echoes are ships, captain, but of a radically different design
than those currently attacking us. |
Picard |
It looks like we may have stumbled across a war. |
Riker |
The new ships are firing. Impact in 4 seconds. |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise surrounded by crab-like crafts. Two massive
energy beams graze either side of the globe, destroying a large portion
of the smaller crafts.] |
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[Int. shot, Enterprise Main Bridge.] |
Riker |
Either they're lousy shots or they're on our side. |
Data |
The new ships are firing again. |
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[Ext. shot, Enterprise surrounded by crab-like crafts. Two massive
energy beams graze either side of the globe, destroying most of the remaining
smaller crafts. The rest break formation and turn towards the newcomers,
only to be picked off by smaller beams of energy.] |
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[Int. shot, Enterprise Main Bridge.] |
Picard |
Damage report. |
Geordi |
We have a fire in Engineering, the aft shield generators couldn't take
the strain. It's being put out now. |
Riker |
All decks are reporting minor casualties, mostly from power-overloads.
No fatalities. |
Q (VO) |
Of course not. After all, it wouldn't be fun if you all died right
at the beginning, would it? |
Picard |
Q? I thought you were not allowed in this continuum? |
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[Bright flash of light. Q appears, dressed as before.] |
Q |
I received special dispensation. |
Picard |
Q, kindly leave this ship. |
Q |
And miss the next scene of this wonderful charade, never. It wounds
me that you would ask this, Jean-Luc. I always took you for a man with
savoir-faire. It does not behoof you to turn out a guest. |
Riker |
"Guest" implies you were invited. By whom? |
Q |
Now that would be telling. Now if you'll excuse me... |
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[Bright flashes of light. A bag of pop-corn and a chaise longue
appear. Another flash of light and Q is now lying on the chaise-longue.] |
Q |
I believe we are about to witness the next act. |