Narrator |
The Fold Crystal lost in the vastness of the Solar System. The SDF-1
in a struggle with the force of Eeeveeel. A hopeless crew. A pretty girl.
A transvestite. This must be the final episode to.. |
Title |
PRETTY MECHA SAILOR SWOON - R (obotech) |
Episode four |
Misspelled! C'est La Vie! |
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[Outside the SDF-1. Macross and Chibbi-Macross have forgotten
about their lack of underwear. Tuxedo Max's VHT battloid and Zoracite's
Bioroid have stopped fighting and have turned to see a new mecha approach.] |
Voice |
I am Sailor P, champion of Justice, defender of the innocent, protector
of the weak, upholder of the meek... |
Tuxedo Max |
<softly> ...braggart... |
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[A large shape detaches itself form the shadow of the Macross
and places itself into the light. It is a VF-21 with customised face-plate.
It proceeds to make all sorts of bizarre moves and poses.] |
Rick |
On behalf of the Moon, I shall right wrongs and triumph over Eeeveeel...
And that means you. |
Tuxedo Max |
Not me, you nitwit. Him. |
Rick |
Oh. Sorry. |
Zoracite |
Enough grand-standing and posturing. I am here to defeat your forces
of goody-two-shoes and I mean to accomplish it. Sailors, prepare to die. |
Tuxedo Max |
Does this mean I'm off the hook? |
Zoracite |
Zor! |
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[Outside the SDF-1. Zoracite's Battloid is pointing to both Tuxedo
Max and Sailor P. Ferrets start appearing at its fingertips and shoot out
towards both our heroes. As they reach their intended targets, the ferrets
rip open holes and disappear inside the mechas.] |
Tuxedo Max |
Ferrets down our pants! Is there nothing to which you will not stoop? |
Voice |
Trouble, friends? |
Zoracite |
Now what? |
Voice |
I am <hiccup> am the MoonShine Knight <wheeze>. |
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[Another figure steps out of the shadows, revealing an Alpha
with a mecha-sized whisky bottle in its hand. It staggers away from the
Macross and towards the fight.] |
Dimmei |
<gasp> Kyle! |
Kyle |
<hiccup> Hiya, all! <stagger> |
Zoracite |
You impudent fool. You are no match for my superior fire-power. |
Kyle |
Funny <brp> you should mention fire... |
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[Outside the Macross. Kyle takes a deep breath (in space? Oh
yeah, I forgot - anime), flick a match in front of his face and blows.
His alcohol-laden breath catches fire as it nears the match, creating a
fire-thrower which engulfs Zoracite.] |
Kyle |
Never under-estimate the power of a bottle of dark Scotch. |
Zoracite |
...mummy... |
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[Queen Breetai's flagship. Execite is worried about Breetai's
blood-pressure.] |
Queen Breetai |
How dare they? How dare they kill one of my minions. |
Execite |
They turned him into fillet minion, in fact. |
Queen Breetai |
Enough with the pathetic remarks, Execite. I want that ship destroyed,
and I want it destroyed NOW!. |
Execite |
All ships, aim main weapons at the SDF-1. |
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[SDF-1 Main bridge. All the alarms have gone off once again.
The crew is handling this with its usual aplomb.] |
Bridge Usagis |
WAAAaaaahhh!!! We're all gonna die!!! |
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[sound effect: Boing! Boing! Boing!] |
Lisa |
Thank you, Cloddia. |
Cloddia |
But how are we going to escape utter destruction at the hands of Eeeveeel
this time? |
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[From somewhere outside our field of vision appears a great big
red something which proceeds to plow through the assembled MegaForce Fleet
and destroys them all.] |
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[SDF-1 Main Bridge. Lisa and Cloddia are assessing the damage
done to the SDF-1.] |
Lisa |
Enemy fleet destroyed. |
Cloddia |
Tuxedo Max and Sailor P are all right. |
Lisa |
Oh, good. |
Bridge Usagis |
Oh, no! The MoonShine Knight's Alpha is destroyed. |
Lisa |
<smirking> What. A. Shame. |
Bridge Usagis |
But Dimmei made it. |
Lisa |
<grumbling> ...hoo-effing-ray... |
Cloddia |
Still, I wonder what saved us from certain destruction... |
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[A ship's bridge. Several humanoid figures are seen standing
upright, hanging on to fixtures for their lives. One of the figures is
sitting down and playing with the controls.] |
Cat |
Wheeeooo! Speed bumps! |
Rimmer |
Remember, Lister. It was your idea to let him driiiiive... |
Narrator |
RoboDwarf? |
Ending |
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun... |